Unspotted: Dear old Ernie Boy is nowhere to be found. Our sources have told us that he was not at his place of employment on Thursday nor Saturday. And recent phonecalls have turned up as blocked. As in, this number is no longer excepting incoming calls.
An official A.P.B. is out on Ernie Boy, now. Whether we have to hold his cat, Bubbo, for ransom, or tie up a naked stripper from the Silverado to use as bait. Come out wherever you are, Ernesto. You cant hide in a city where every bridge leads to treasure.
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