CerealMan Returns

Hello....Portland bloggers. Are you getting chills at the mere mention of a newly reported post by the infamous CerealMan? No? Well I'm not surprised considering my followers are in total of 3. But you see, that is precisely why I have come back.

Picture it: July 2010. On the brink of making another giant leap into that large sprawling metropolis of Los Angeles. Fantasy glazed my eyes over in a powerful Katy Perry sweep. I was ready to give up my going nowhere career as Portland's Gossip Boy columnist and LEAVE Portland! And don't think I came to my senses and realized how much I needed to fight. Oh no dear bloggers, as much as I'd like that to be the case, I was in fact ready to give up. Jump ship to California, give up even more independence, and start a life of an even bigger nothing. If not for select demons plotting their wicked deeds in the city of angels, I may have not come back. But I did. Yet even so each passing day was a continuation of what was before. Cant work, cant earn, cant.....LIVE. Yet through it all things began happening again. Things that required a voice. And the only one who could bring that voice to pitch was myself. And I am back. For good. For now. Forever.

Tomorrow will begin once again the Cereal Man's reign over Portland. I will catch you up on all that has taken place since the great leap of July. And on Saturday, there will be a fresh, hot of the Portland Mercury press, blog involving Katy Bug's Annual 50'S dinner party. What's that hipsters? Do I sound pretentious? GOOD.

Bust out the crazy spoons dear bloggers, breakfast has once again become the most important meal of the day.

Till tomorrow, xoxo
CerealMan.